Released May 20, 2006
Mike Jacobs: production, drums, percussion, trumpet, keyboards, programming, vocals, washing machine, field recording, ipod malfunction, bass guitar.
Carter Maness: vocals, poetics, guitar, noise, theory, ukulele, bass guitar, saxophone, wurlitzer.
Joel Arthur plays bass on "Grim Dissection of Perpetual Dissatisfaction" and "Snot Incubator"
Luke Iannini and Kim Lance sing on "Awkward Wedding Night"